Hi Buddies...

I take the privilege of Welcoming you all for the grand opening ceremony of the "Ladies Club" at Gift's Iland. It would be a haunting place of Who's Who (ofcourse only Ladies.....) of this beautiful iland...!! This club hosts a variety of lounges & pavilions where the most beautiful creation of God (read..... ladies) can have fun... do some serious talk.. or just Chill out....!!

Though entry is restricted strictly to Ladies (only exception is ME.., being the Patron cum Warden of this Club) today being the inauguration, I shall be taking you all for a FREE virtual tour into this club. Who knows..you could end up meeting some of the ilanders chilling out there......!!!

Now...follow mee...,

Men...., if you are following me anticipating something juicy..just take a look at the Notice Board.... (i repeat, its gonna be All Gal"s Talk..)

(I wonder... this is the outcome of the "First General Body Meeting")

Here we have a small Bar Counter..for the ladies and wow...........



take a right turn from here...and you will find a cosy "Goddess Lounge".. named after the prominent ilander "BronzeGoddess".. here one could witness her sermons for the "GenNxt Gals"...!! One of her statement is displayed here in her "honour"..


Now lets go to the "Ball Room" the most happenning place of this club.., where you can see all my buddies, the most Cheerful lot of the ilanders chilling out & talk about all that matters for them... Take a look at the Posters to get a peek into their subject of talks......

(Heeeey...Boyz..When you will grow up....huh....???...!!!)

 
(Ohhhhh.., Men you are also NO better than Boyzzz..........)

 
(MALE........... Folks,...Are you listening....???)


(So thats the reason some aunties are more gorgeous than a teenaged gal...mmm...u got d point guys....!!)

 
(Wake UP Guys........Wake UP.............)


(Heeey Men...now..now..its really getting......out of control......??!$#@!#)

Now, shall we lend our ears to the Male Bashing..taking place at the Ball Room.......

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are…

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????…..

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q: What’s the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for directions .

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he’s God’s gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

Men..., its getting too much....!! lets move......,

Heey...this is the "L-Lounge"  for the special "L" crowd to Just Chill....

(Its getting too HOT here...Lets move on Guys...Oh c'mon..lets move....don't just stand staring here.....)

Next we have this "Premier Lounge" for the "Women on Top" the Top Executives & commanding Ladies of the Society to Socialise..... (to know more about "WoT" do visit my buddy Dr.John Sudhakar's southsidedstory.rediffiland.com)

(Hey.... Dudes...it would be worth a TRY...!! Wat say....???!!......)

Now..., we step into the Lawn.. with a Bar-be-Que where you can find the likes of respectable ilanders... Meena, CV, Marivin, Misty, Shyama, Iris, JG, The Princess striking a conversation among themselves about their new poem..., nostalgic thoughts of school days, social security for women, child abuse, Child behaviour and so.....(and do you wonder wat would they say about their chat sessions that runs for hours and hours......)

(Let us try to beleive that..........................!!!!)

I think...we are nearing the EXIT Gate... and you Guys want to know anything else.. may be you wish you could get to know..whom the Women considers to be a "Perfect Guy".....and according to the Ladies present here.......,
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(Guys.....don't fume on looking at the hunk...just try to be more steamy.....)

Here we are at the point of exit of the virtual tour & the poster here is my dedication to All My Lovely Friends of this Iland........

(Kanksha, Keyaji, Shreya Roy, Bright, Starrey, Dr.Namrata,Tina, Bad Angel, Angel Eyez, PNayak, El Amor, Valsa, Honey Kumar, Simran, Ritu, Budsan, Minimol Charles, R Sheeba,  ...... you all ROCK...;-))

Though I have entry rights into this Eveland of the Iland.., when i get caught while I Peep around...The Gorgeous Women would say only one thing.....
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Hope you all enjoyed the Trip.......

Hip...Hip...Hurrah...!
Hip...Hip...Hurrah...!
Hip...Hip...Hurrah...!

~#GIFT#~