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Diary of Giftson SJhttp://gift.rediffiland.com/Diary of Giftson SJen-usTamilnadu (MORAL) Police......Helloo...my beloved Ilandmates,

I think so far 2008 is going gr8 for all of you......but not for many...like this poor starlet "Shriya".

The beginning of 2008 has carried along the controversy of "Moral Policing" one witnessed in the past....and the poor female-celebrities being a soft target.

The only new thing about the current controversy is...its Shriya this time and not "Kushboo", who currently holds the world record for more number of controversies.

So, its like one of my Friend (a fellow tamilian) found the outfits worn by "Shriya" in a public function (not just a public function... its the silver jubilee function of "Shivaji" presided by the C.M. of Tamilnadu himself...) to be offensive, demoralising and hurting the sentiments of a particular religion and tamil culture, at large.

When I saw the pikis of shriya in the said function (above).., i found nothing that is offensive or obscene. Basically it was all done for cheap publicity and the media, right from the local dailies...till Rediff..... wrote columns and stories about this issue.. and hence the purpose of my Friend is solved.

I just wonder, how a person claiming to be part of a relegious activist group, cud think of drafting such petitions..go to a Police Station..file a complaint....and rising to glory (read publicity...) in a shortcut., when there are loads of social issues to be taken care of at Tamilnadu..like..child molestation cases, rape, eve teasing, sexuall harassements for ladies at work places and everywhere..even in places of relegious worship ( not limited to any particular relegion).... which my friend might have felt .."is all part and parcel of Tamil culture....,which need not be taken care of..????" Luckily Tamilnadu Police had rejected his petition, stating they cannot take action on a person for "wearing a dress"..???!!! Still, poor Shriya had apologised..!

I donno..., if my friend may think the various sculptures found in the temples of south India are of "alien culture"..??? and temples like Kajuraho...are the remains of "British Raj" in India..?? May be i could provide couple of leads... for my dear friend to file some more petitions to safeguard "tamil culture"...! I hope my friend was not sleeping while Trisha attended this function at Chennai...

or ..may be he might have been too obsessed with this picture...so as it was his moment of madness, he forgot to write a petition...instead ended up "j***ing off"...??!! Better late than never my friend..you can still sue Trisha.

There was also this incident, where a Tamil Female orator was not allowed to attend a function (where she was one of the guests) hosted by a prestigious college in Chennai for the reason "not wearing a Duppatta, over n above her Tops"...Howz that my mates..??

So, tomorrow if you are at Tamilnadu dont be surprised if you are accused for not wearing a Duppatta...and even if you are wearing one..., may be someone may accuse of it "not in place". May be if the following picture had ever came out in tamilnadu dailies.... even gurlz cud have been banned to wear a salwar kameez / churidar...!!!!

(when comparing the above...i dont think the costume of shreya..is more kinky unlike this which would feed to some voyueristic pleasure.) Moreover i do feel....that the very purpose of inventing a "Duppatta" is not-at-all honoured by the gurlz now a days...am i right..??

A word of advice to the Models & Fashion Show organisers.... never dare to think of a "Wardrobe Malfunction" in the territory of Tamilnadu.... you would be deported & shall face exile...!!!!

Anyways.., I wish media should not throw light on any such kind of silly issues and rather bring out certain burning issues for the attention of general public...!!!

Above all, i do beleive "Saree" is by far the sexiest of all the outfits....for an Indian Women..!!

What say buddies..??

Just Chill......!!!!!!

~!gift!~

N.B.: May be my iland may get banned at Tamilnadu for hurting the sentiments of fellow Tamils..???

]]>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:13:54 +0530http://gift.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/01/17/Tamilnadu-MORAL-Police-.htmlPlay it SAFE.......!!!Hie Mates..,

I wish 2008... would be more cheerfull, romantic and ofcourse adventurous for all of us.

Hence a lil piece of post to refresh ourselves to enjoy responsibiliy...!!!!!

BEWARE......! 2008 still has AIDS

Yes, Dont gamble with AIDS and end up as a Joker @ Looser....!!

Especially for the Men Folks......

Refer above chart & Choose the Best Answer..... oops...no..no..., "Choose the Safe Position...,if not Condoms....!!!"

And the gurlz...in teens, who are out for Dating....do insist for protection...even if your Mr.Clean/Smart/Gentle asserts "this is his first time"...in-deed...!!

Here comes Gift"s advice for the likeminded Stags, who are daring to go for it:

Thou shall not commit Adultery............................, unless in the Mood...!!

So, if you are in the mood...do indulge yourself...in wat so ever name the society calls it, pre-marital, post-marital, extra-marital, xxxtra-marital (!!!!!), anti-marital or aunty-marital (wowie..yummy).....but remember to wear your "Raincoat"...!!!

Last but not the Least.........

"A fucking job shouldn't be a fucking death sentence"

PLAY it SAFE.......................!!!

Wish you all a safe & pleasant love making thruout 2008..........!!!!Enjoy....!!

yours safely,

~!gift!~

]]>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:29:17 +0530http://gift.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/01/14/Play-it-SAFE-.htmlWelcome 2008 DP..........!!!Hello Mates.....!!

Though Belated.....I wish all my Beloved Ilanders a very Happy & Funfilled 2008 DP....!!

wondering...wat 2008 DP.....??!!! 2008 is the Year of _________??!!

C'mon...guess it........!!! Yeah........its d year of Deepika Padukone....!!!!!!!

mmmm.....u kno..she is awaited to sign the 100 crore project of indian cinema..."Robot" starring alongside the "Super Star" of all times......Rajni..!! Its high time for her to become the "Babhi" of Tamil cine fans.....!!!!

Well, i expect most of my friends to rock the Iland too....with their Blogs..as usual.

May be personally i coudnt find most of my cheerleaders & best of my blogmates in active mode...alike 2007.... to name a few ( i deeply regret if i had missed anybudy..) Doldrums, Lalitha Krishnan, CV, Jack Jai, Marivin, Poorva, Minimol Charles, Ritu, Tina Rohra, Kanksha, the gr8 Sathya...,Raj Andipatti (cum back soon yaar...) and big Thanks to all of them..........

and I thank all my other friends who are still active (thank God)....& let them be with me thru out this year...cheering me.., advicing me,...supporting me and get me going..with all the fun & mazaa...!!

Friends....Happy Blogging.....!!

Take care..Love you all..;-))

~!gift!~

]]>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 03:36:49 +0530http://gift.rediffiland.com/blogs/2008/01/11/Welcome-2008-DP-.htmlKey to Happy Marriage..!!!Hi My Sweet Iland Mates...

Its no wonder, one fine day our very own "FG" caught me flirting around in this lovely iland of ours.

You know what....the day since i read this article i cant resist from "Flirting"..... all for Good..!!!

and i feel...my habit of "flirting" is.........Justified..!!!!!!!!

Btw, the lovely ladies of dis irresistable Iland...."for a 100% result oriented flirting"......juz flirt with me.....!!!!!!!!!!!! (satisfaction.... guaranteed.....huh..?!!!)

ha..ha..ha....

Cheers buddies...;-))~:gift:~

]]>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 16:37:58 +0530http://gift.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/12/16/Key-to-Happy.htmlBATTLE OF THE SEXESHiee Buddies.....

The Battle continues...................................,

Love you all.....!!!!!

Cheers.....:-) ~:gift:~

]]>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:13:57 +0530http://gift.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/11/29/BATTLE-OF-THE.htmlLADIES CLUB at GIFTHi Buddies...

I take the privilege of Welcoming you all for the grand opening ceremony of the "Ladies Club" at Gift's Iland. It would be a haunting place of Who's Who (ofcourse only Ladies.....) of this beautiful iland...!! This club hosts a variety of lounges & pavilions where the most beautiful creation of God (read..... ladies) can have fun... do some serious talk.. or just Chill out....!!

Though entry is restricted strictly to Ladies (only exception is ME.., being the Patron cum Warden of this Club) today being the inauguration, I shall be taking you all for a FREE virtual tour into this club. Who knows..you could end up meeting some of the ilanders chilling out there......!!!

Now...follow mee...,

Men...., if you are following me anticipating something juicy..just take a look at the Notice Board.... (i repeat, its gonna be All Gal"s Talk..)
MEN

(I wonder... this is the outcome of the "First General Body Meeting")

Here we have a small Bar Counter..for the ladies and wow...........
vodka

take a right turn from here...and you will find a cosy "Goddess Lounge".. named after the prominent ilander "BronzeGoddess".. here one could witness her sermons for the "GenNxt Gals"...!! One of her statement is displayed here in her "honour"..

Now lets go to the "Ball Room" the most happenning place of this club.., where you can see all my buddies, the most Cheerful lot of the ilanders chilling out & talk about all that matters for them... Take a look at the Posters to get a peek into their subject of talks......
Boyfriend

(Heeeey...Boyz..When you will grow up....huh....???...!!!)

(Ohhhhh.., Men you are also NO better than Boyzzz..........)

(MALE........... Folks,...Are you listening....???)

(So thats the reason some aunties are more gorgeous than a teenaged gal...mmm...u got d point guys....!!)

(Wake UP Guys........Wake UP.............)

(Heeey Men...now..now..its really getting......out of control......??!$#@!#)

Now, shall we lend our ears to the Male Bashing..taking place at the Ball Room.......

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are.

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????...

Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

Men..., its getting too much....!! lets move......,

Heey...this is the "L-Lounge" for the special "L" crowd to Just Chill....

(Its getting too HOT here...Lets move on Guys...Oh c'mon..lets move....don't just stand staring here.....)

Next we have this "Premier Lounge" for the "Women on Top" the Top Executives & commanding Ladies of the Society to Socialise..... (to know more about "WoT" do visit my buddy Dr.John Sudhakar's southsidedstory.rediffiland.com)

(Hey.... Dudes...it would be worth a TRY...!! Wat say....???!!......)

Now..., we step into the Lawn.. with a Bar-be-Que where you can find the likes of respectable ilanders... Meena, CV, Marivin, Misty, Shyama, Iris, JG, The Princess striking a conversation among themselves about their new poem..., nostalgic thoughts of school days, social security for women, child abuse, Child behaviour and so.....(and do you wonder wat would they say about their chat sessions that runs for hours and hours......)

(Let us try to beleive that..........................!!!!)

I think...we are nearing the EXIT Gate... and you Guys want to know anything else.. may be you wish you could get to know..whom the Women considers to be a "Perfect Guy".....and according to the Ladies present here.......,
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(Guys.....don't fume on looking at the hunk...just try to be more steamy.....)

Here we are at the point of exit of the virtual tour & the poster here is my dedication to All My Lovely Friends of this Iland........

(Kanksha, Keyaji, Shreya Roy, Bright, Starrey, Dr.Namrata,Tina, Bad Angel, Angel Eyez, PNayak, El Amor, Valsa, Honey Kumar, Simran, Ritu, Budsan, Minimol Charles, R Sheeba, ...... you all ROCK...;-))

Though I have entry rights into this Eveland of the Iland.., when i get caught while I Peep around...The Gorgeous Women would say only one thing.....
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Hope you all enjoyed the Trip.......

Hip...Hip...Hurrah...!
Hip...Hip...Hurrah...!
Hip...Hip...Hurrah...!

~#GIFT#~]]>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 00:15:23 +0530http://gift.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/06/27/LADIES-CLUB-at.htmlJust take a LOOK.......Hi Buddies....
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Take Care...Have Fun & Enjoy.....!!

Cheers...............:-))~!GIFT!~]]>Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:37:56 +0530http://gift.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/06/21/Just-take-a.htmlTHE COUNTDOWN STARTS..........Hey Buddies

Hieeeeeeeeee...How are you.?? Meeting you all after a real looooooong loooong time. My sincere thanks to all my friends who were keeping a watch on my iland even in my absence. Nothing could be more rewarding than to have such lovely souls around in the virtual world of the iland...!!

THANKYOU ALL ONCE AGAIN....!!

Having thought of settled down at Nigeria & when i intended to resume my duties of the iland,
which otherday could be.....

more auspicious......more lively............most memorable day for the Tamils living across the Planet Earth.

The day of celebration across the Relegion, the Caste, the Community, the Social Status and the Gender.

The day where the toddler & his great grandfather sharpen their senses for the enjoyment.

The day when tamilnadu walks, talks, eats, sleeps, dreams about the one celebration. Is it retsricted to tamilnadu....definitely not....its the same jubilation at New Jersey, California, UAE and if Nigeria had caught up with this fever where NOT..???

And not leaving behind the Japanese...its your day...enjoy..!!!

My salutes to the undisputable Bad-shaah of Indian cinema....our evergreen SUPERSTAR.....on his "Sivaji".

So..having comeback to iland on this auspicious occassion, what next from me...a new post..nope....my first duty is to catch up with all my buddies posts...and so.....

Keep a strict vigil at your ilands......the worst may strike anytime....!!!

Cheers.......!!! SuperStars' Countdown starts........

~`GIFT`~]]>Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:06:26 +0530http://gift.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/06/14/THE-COUNTDOWN.htmlTo ALL my Friends....Hi My Dear Friends.....

Last week was extremely hectic...due to my official commitments...!! Since I was down with chicks' pox a couple of weeks...assignments had accumulated by then. Also for all your kind info...myself shall be off from d iland for a short while..may be for about a week or 10 days...owing to my relocation to NIGERIA...!!! I shall be leaving outta Chennai by tomorrow early morning.....!!!

Shall be posting....n continue to be a regular, disciplined & innocent ilander once i settle down at Nigeria...!!

In the meantime...whenever I find time, shall check-in at your ilands...to catch up with all your latest posts.....!!

Thanks for all your concerns & affection....especially to my dearmost buddies who had left a GB scribe in search of ME....!!

Take Care..Buddies...Shall catch up...at the earliest possible....!!

Love U All....;-))~`GIFT`~

]]>Sat, 12 May 2007 11:24:21 +0530http://gift.rediffiland.com/blogs/2007/05/12/To-ALL-my.htmlFor ur kind Info........Hi Buddies....!!!

I have been witnessing.... some of our buddies posting some wondeful posts on the speciality of some fruits like..banana..mango etc....!!! I too wanted to join the bandwagon and here I present before you...a post that speaks about the speciality of a Vegetable................;-))

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An Universal TRUTH......!!

I am just wondering....Wat about prior to 1865......the Dudes were then establishing...EYE contacts.....????LOOOOOOOOOSERsss....!!!
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WARNING...........!! (Strictly for Guys, Dudes & the StuDDs with the xtra D)

Hey....dreaming of an Education overseas.....that too in an Institute....like "The University of Michigan"......then just read this.............!!

"HE" who DARES shall Join...................!! All the Best...!!

Cheers Mates..............;-))

~`GIFT`~

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